Smug Asshole

A highly self-satisfied and obnoxious person who acts superior to others. They combine the complacent, irritating "know-it-all" attitude of being smug with the entitled, inconsiderate, and dismissive behavior of an asshole.

Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton is a smug asshole

Smug Asshole by Gloryroad May 27, 2026

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Five foot asshole

A five foot walkway is generally the width of a walkway during the British colonial era, be it a sheltered corridor or otherwise. However, the width can vary, but still be called a "five foot walkway".

In this context, an inconsiderate asshole who walks in such a way to take up most of the walkway as to make others have to squeeze past them on the walkway so as not to step into a drain or against a barrier that are on the sides.

Most of the time, these assholes walk side by side in groups, and others have to keep saying "excuse me" in order to get past the blockage.

Man: Damn those three skinny girls make that 12 foot wide pathway look so damn squeezy. The heck they think they are?

Woman: Tsk... Each of those girls is a five foot asshole.

Five foot asshole by BShigure January 27, 2011

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One Beer Asshole

An extremely mean and lightweight drinker.

Fuck! He's been here 10 minutes and already Jason's tried to hit on my girlfriend, punch me in the mouth, and screw my dog in the bathroom. What a one beer asshole!

One Beer Asshole by fred ledge September 11, 2011