Homie I O U

Homie I O U: pleading the 3rd to pay or not pay you later…

Text:
Plug: still smoking now or still got the tooth problem?
Customer: (takes a fat rip) “I plead the 5th”
You have what you owe me?
Plug: “I plead the 3rd”

Homie I O U…

by Bigbirddebelen June 18, 2022

fux u

Its like saying fuck u but its cuter and girlier

Taylor: yo u short LMAOOO
Lexi: fux u <3

by sallyy applesauce May 1, 2021

bermudez u-turn

When the world pisses you off so much you turn around, go home, and call in sick to work.

Bro #1: These people are idiots on the road.
Bro #2: Just hit a Bermudez U-Turn and call in sick.

by afrodan April 8, 2024

u-12

U-12 is when all your friends are teenagers but your stuck on the little kid side.

stop being such a U-12.

by SudDude November 24, 2016

U-Turn

When one is about to finish and the male or female then turns the guys dick on him, causing him to finish on himself.

Robert: Wtf why did you just U-turn me?!?!
Julia: I thought thats what you wanted me to do sorry.

by WhiteClawWizard February 27, 2020

no u

Universal counterargument to any form of human insult, with the possible exception of ur dad lesbian. It is known to be tougher than Kevlar, and has catastrophic effects on the assailant.

Dick: You're fucking bieber dickass snowflake cock-juggling thunder cunt.
Bob: no u
Dick: *dies in hell for the rest of eternity*

by elementalneil May 10, 2018

No u

The perfect comeback for any argument. This comeback is so powerful that no-one can overpower it.

Tom: you're mom has the big gay
Bob: no u
Tom: *is ded

by AlterEgoisFatAF March 20, 2018