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The Ortega Line

This is the point where technology projects are typically abandoned for brighter and more fun projects. Usually 80%, and the remaining work is usually the inglorious stuff like documentation, security and common sense. Named after RA Ortega, the man responsible for delivering technology projects at scale, using under the influence.
Shit, no wonder I can't find anyone. This project hit the Ortega line, and everyone bagged ass.
The Ortega Line by yoSco December 7, 2021

The opposite of normal

A bkitch with a mold on his face name blueduke
I’m normal but anybody name blueduke is the opposite of normal

The other day 

Any day that is not today.
I went to the store the other day.
The other day by ItsHeyZues December 16, 2021

the omie 

(n) slang for the Omicron variant of Covid-19. Also spelled "omi"
Jill: Get away from me with that sneezing, did you catch omicron?
Jack: Cool your tits it's a cold, not the omie.
the omie by BettyHumpter December 27, 2021

The Ocean’s 8 Effect 

Used in modern media, the concept where someone puts together a group of people who are individually, incredibly attractive on their own, however once put in said group with other attractive people become 100x sexier.
“dude how is it that there being 6 hot magician criminals in now you see me is so much hotter than just one?”
“i know!!! it’s ‘The Ocean’s 8 Effect’!!”

THE ORIGINAL DON DADDA

This simply means that there is one ORIGINAL DON DADDA & it is Michaela Skylar Valentine