SOCK

Some Other Cunts Kid

The spawn of another man who's mum you're straight raw dogging

Going to give Karen a big tasty cock tonight, hope her f**ken SOCKs are at their Dads.

by Socktheif June 21, 2020

pool sock

A community masturbation sock in a frat house.

Someone didn't wash the pool sock!

by chuck feely July 16, 2016

Fart Sock

A sock that has found a life amongst the change gathered under the couch cushions. After a few months, every member of the family has farted on this sock and when it is found along with a seventy two cents worth of change it is no longer a regular sock, it is a fart sock.

I found a dollar thirty six in change and a fart sock under the couch cushions today.

by Fart Diddly March 19, 2021

grippy sock home

A term for a mental facility that provides care for the mentally ill.

"He cheated on me while I was in the *grippy sock home*, so I haunted him outside his window at night."

by nxshii October 5, 2023

sock kraken

When lost socks combine to form a formidable marine predator in your clothes drawer.

Husband: Where are all my lost socks?

Wife: I bundled them together in one sock to make a sock kraken.

by haoleboytoy February 7, 2020

Sock pig

A guy (usually gay) that enjoys sniffing another guys stinky socks or socked feet during anal/oral sex.

Tom is such a sock pig, after sex he keeps the dude’s stinky socks to sniff when jerks later.

by Sockguy August 9, 2021

bacon socks

bacon that tastes like socks or socks that tastes like bacon

Guy 1: "Dude did you try that bacon?"
Guy 2: "Bro, it tastes like bacon socks"

by pencil37289147891234 September 17, 2014