Post humorously

Sarcastically.

To use a word or phrase mockingly, emphasizing that the term is no longer cool.

Phil: “check out my hella dank swag”
Robert: “dude, you can’t be serious.”

Phil: “naw, I’m just saying it post humorously.”

by Linguistic Lasagna July 28, 2019

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Post Traumatic Sesh Disorder (PTSD)

The trauma caused by a consistent over-indulgent relationship with ‘the sesh’. Commonly experienced post-festival or after a particularly heavy weekend of drug based debauchery.

Pretty sure I’ve got Post Traumatic Sesh Disorder (PTSD) after boshing through those 3 for a £100 bags last weekend

by Bristol2222 January 11, 2023

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Jesus posting

Jesus posting or just Jesusposting is a subsection of "shit posting" where you use religious quotes in a satirical manner

-Did you see Jake post that fucked up photo saying "embrace Jesus"

-Yeah He's just Jesus posting

by HenryS June 28, 2023

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Post-term abortsch

What you plead when you go to trial for killing your child. Or what you threaten when your kids are being assholes.

I will absolutely Post-Term Abortsch you if you continue throwing those Cheerios on the floor.

by BIGDRYWAFF March 4, 2023

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The act of analyzing why you were bored after finding something to do.
This is taken from Latin “post-mortem,” with death being replaced with boredom. (That should be pretty self explanatory for any dumbasses out there reading this.)

your name here!: “Damn, did I really have shit all to do while I was laying in bed? I could’ve jerked off or something, but instead I’m here post-taedium playing some games.”

by Oklahoma Anal Man March 22, 2024

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