Hot Fudge Helmet 

The act of wrapping saran wrap on your partners head, covering the top of the head and ears like a helmet, and then defecating on his/her head giving the appearance of a, "shit helmet". A hybrid form of the infamous, Hot Carl.

Guy 1: Dude last night was my girlfriends birthday.
Guy 2: Oh cool, what did you give her?
Guy 1: The best present of all, a Hot Fudge Helmet.
Guy 2: Wow, that must've made her happy.

Hot Fudge Helmet by WebbyStottle June 1, 2011

Hot Tug 

When a women applies luke-warm baby oil to her hands and then gives the male a Class A tugger a.k.a handjob.

Oh geez Grant got a gnarly hot tug from dat hoe!

Hot Tug by What Grant did to her August 25, 2011

Hot Cocoa Therapy 

The act of snuggling under a blanket and hiding from the cold by nurturing a mug of hot cocoa as the name implies. Practiced by many who suffer from Cold Anxiety.

Clay: Hey Becca! Wanna go build a snowman?
Becca: Fuck that shit Clay! I'm staying here and enjoying some Hot Cocoa Therapy! Fuck you and your snow man too!

Hot Cocoa Therapy by WeebabySeamus October 5, 2011

hot trash breath 

The smell of a dog's breath that will make any person around it involuntarily gag.

Macy, you stinky dog! You have hot trash breath!

hot trash breath by funflinnie January 7, 2012

Hot Topic

A bullshit store that exploits trends by selling shirts depicting pop culture icons, often accompanied by a lame joke or pun.

Person 1: Dude! Look at this epic shirt I got from Hot Topic!

Person 2: I like _________, but that's not funny; it isn't even clever. Why would you spend twenty dollars on that?

Person 1: It is too funny! You just don't get it!

Hot Topic by Lord Monochromicorn June 15, 2012

hot smoker 

A hot chick who you would totally date/hookup with/bang if it wasn't for the fact that she smokes. This girl is usually in high school, but some are also in college.

Dude 1: Hey you see that hot girl over there?
Dude 2: Yeah she's banging. I should probably use some of my sweet talk skills.
Dude 1: That's not a good idea. I wouldn't ask her out.
Dude 2: Why wouldn't you?
Dude 1: Because she smokes. She's what you call a hot smoker.
Dude 2: Well that's a real shame. Smoking is really gross.

hot smoker by Frozone July 13, 2012

Hot pillow joint. 

A hotel or motel which rents rooms by the hour, for prostitution.

Are you going to take her to a nice hotel? No, just to some hot pillow joint.

Hot pillow joint. by bmulligan1 June 17, 2013