Got Bobbed

When your old retired white-man-privelidge neighbor from Boston stops passers by and engages them in awkward conversations that last way too long because he never developed hobbies or interests outside of his work and now he’s lonely, nosy, desperate for attention, and trying to meddle in everyone’s business.

The poor neighbors were walking by and Got Bobbed for ten minutes while trying to get away.

by Team LaBamba November 30, 2022

I got that dog in me

Not literally meaning such, this saying instead suggests that the person saying it has qualities of a dog. Loyalty, protectiveness, strength, etc.

Person 1: How did you lift that boulder?
Person 2: I got that dog in me.

by GigiYourBeloved July 10, 2024

dogs got in the garbage

Analingus was performed.

The wife was in a good mood this morning — the dogs got in the garbage last night.

by SkeeverDave April 27, 2022

fact got

another term for faggot

Person 1: I have a boyfriend!
Person 2: eww a fact got

by the real mistermannn January 3, 2024

got yo couch

The man who has always got yo couch. You walk in, and bam! he's already got yo couch. Just unfortunate, buddy. Don't ask him if he's also got yo crouch - he's got a wicked crouch. Very nasty to behold.

Person A: Oh jeez. Jerry's got yo couch again, Person B.
Person B: At least he ain't go my crouch-
Jerry: GOT YO CROUCH (crouches enthusiastically)
Person A: He got you, bro.
Person B: (stunned and speechless)

by GotThatCouch November 10, 2017

You just got chucked

When something or someone gets absolutely destroyed either physically or mentally.

Damn! You just got chucked by that steamroller.

by Socratic1234 November 6, 2020

I got Raked

When your IT professional screws you over. Pronounced like the computer rack. "Racked"

I ask Jim our computer guy to install my workstation before lunch, instead he left for lunch early. I got Raked

by Bulldogslobber December 19, 2011