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Some fat Gay-assed kid named mike at Romeo High school in Michigan who has a big lips and teeth that wont fit inside his damn mouth. Who is also a douche
Hey look its fat mike, what a douche.
fat mike by bob dole March 9, 2005
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fat or fine 

The bet a group of males makes when they go out for the night, that they have to come home with either a fat chick or a fine chick
Boys its fat or fine tonight.

"hey i got dibs on the fat one"
fat or fine by hi tec May 12, 2003

Fat dammit! 

Adjective used in place of a more crude phrase. Derives from Fat Bastard.
Fat dammit! That guy just cut me off, so I couldn't get off the ramp to merge properly. That Fat Bastard!
Fat dammit! by Toxic Ink October 8, 2008

Fat Baldy 

aka Community Service Guy, a man who for some perverse reason becomes defined by his court ordered punishment. Despite being banned from Edinburgh city centre he is able to work on the city limits despite his court ordered ankle tag beeping as he passes the hermiston park and ride.
Fat Baldy had a quiet night in last night 3 bottles of buckie and 5 lines of coke.
Fat Baldy by Daveee Reeeed January 17, 2009

Fat-Stairosis 

The syndrome of a fat kid walking up a flight of stairs, collapses before they reach the desired destination of the staircase.
Boy: Hey what happened to Jonny?
Girl: Oh he had a case of Fat-Stairosis about 20 stairs back.
Fat-Stairosis by Bamfthony September 26, 2009

fat hunter 

Person who has a fetish for fat people.
Todd looks for fat chicks online, he's a total fat hunter
fat hunter by Arkhanasylum November 30, 2010