Joshua Childers

The most faggot of a teacher a child could get

Did you hear Joshua Childers has a dildo behind his desk

by SirKerfuffle January 13, 2020

Sprinkle Child

People under the age of 30 that have five or more nationalities. When plural it’s spoken as sprinkle childs.

“Don’t worry we’re Sprinkle Childs, we have the pass”
-a fellow Sprinkle Child

by Rikukun January 20, 2020

Duck child

When you mate with a duck it comes a duck child

DatDuck child is so deformed

by Loliolysser February 8, 2020

Ubering Children

Ubering the children to and from their destinations by personally driving them when requested.

I've got to do some ubering today as the children need their 'chauffeur' to take them here, there and everywhere. I'll be ubering children all day.

by Crazy49 February 29, 2020

green child

i found him in lost property

hey i found a green child the other day.

how cool

by mmmmmmmmilk April 30, 2020

Decimal Child

When your family has an even number of children and there is not an exact middle child, the “middle children” are called decimal children. This is because there is no even number with a whole number as the exact middle. The middle of 4 is 2.5.

That family with 4 children has 2 decimal children. The “middle children”.

by Smollysmurph._. May 1, 2020

nit child

Stupid fool

Look at that stupid nit child

by Hekking Frikk May 22, 2020