jersey tant punch

A punch to the balls so hard, one’s nuts get stuck in their ass

Do make me give you a jersey tant punch

by Firemedic39 January 8, 2023

bridge punch

A punch that barely connects.

It didn’t do much damage, cause it was just a bridge punch.

by liveforgiving May 17, 2021

i eat your punches

A nice way of saying your weak bitch

When someone punches someone else and it doesn't hurt then u would say I eat your punches

by TheirIsNoMoreUsernames January 14, 2017

Blood Punch

When you fist a bitch when she's on her period and use your blood covered hand to strike her down with her own fluids.

"Yeah It was going great until I used a blood punch then she got pissed bro!"

by BloodFister9000 February 25, 2021

Falcon Punch

Lighting your hand on fire then punching someone with as much power as possible

“Did you hear Justin got send to the hospital with third degree burns and a concussion”

“Yeah he got Falcon Punched”

by Toadman27 February 21, 2022

punching

A term often used by Australians, when you or someone else says you're punching it means you/they think your partner is better looking than you.

I'm the better looking one in my relationship - bro 1
Nahh, you're definitely punching! - bro 2

by showww July 31, 2023

Long Distance Dick Punch

See dick punch.

The act of conducting a dick punch through the use of a contractor, agent or third-party proxy to conduct the dick punch upon a predefined person at the dick punch requesting parties demand or fee for service engagement. The need for a person to receive a dick punch may occur, despite the fact that the dick punchee may be physically located at a considerable distance from the dick punchee. A long distance dick punch can be achieved through the use of a dick punching service provider.

Blaine's video chat response about equal pay was so outlandish that he deserved a dick punch, but unfortunately he lives in Florida and I live in Connecticut... so I payed Doug, a neighbor of Blaine, to act on my behalf and give Blaine a long distance dick punch on my behalf.

by JlevEsq July 30, 2021