suck at life

1. to fail at every attempt to contribute too society or any attempts at talent.
2. a phrase used when someone does something terribly wrong that frustrates another.

1. Goth: I suck at life i think ima cut myself.
2. Kid 1: I lost our group science project when i was buying crack.
Kid 2: Damn it! You suck at life.

by stupid May 30, 2004

hetero life mate

best friends who no longer refer to themselves as best friends. because their so close they know they will never part.

dude are corey and billy gay?
No man their just hetero life mates.
OHH ok dude.

by howdiekiddies March 27, 2008

Diamond Life

Name of the lead song and second official single, released July 2008, off of Tyga's debut album "No Introduction", which was released in the U.S. on June 10th 2008. Features chorus sung by Patty Crash.

Even though some view his song "Coconut Juice" as the better song of the two, Diamond Life has seen more commercial success, serving as a track in the video games "Need for Speed: Undercover", "Madden NFL 09" and the recent motion picture "Fighting".

There are two music videos for the song. One featuring Tyga in a gym getting ready to box and the other features a dramatized botched diamond heist featuring multiple crime families/criminal organizations. Both are listed as official.

Guy 1: You hear Tyga's new song?
Guy 2: What do mean? Coconut Juice has been out for a while now.
Guy 1: No, Diamond Life.
Guy 2: Diamond Life? That song sucks.
Guy 1: What? Screw you! Coconut Juice sucks!
Guy 2: Whatever queer.

by Baron6489 August 3, 2009

Word Life

Originally originating as latino slang in the 80's to mean "I swear to you on my life what I tell you is true." It eventually was picked up by rappers in the early 90s to mean "I promise." Eventually the all rappers were using it but it wasn't the "in" slang until E-40 used it every other word (in his everyday speach). Eventually it was hear on the movie "Big Money Hustlas" starring ICP and Twiztid where Big Stank (Jamie Madrox) and Lil' Poot (Monoxide) would spout it as there catch phrase. After seeing this movie John Cena decided to use it as his own catch phrase.

Big Stank: It says in Issaiah an shit that they put that dude up on the cross
Lil: poot: WORD LIFE!! SON!!
Big stank: and he was wait till I get down from this mother fucker I'm gonna FUCK me somebody up!
Lil' Poot: It's all skrait
Big Stank: Word Life son!!

by Basic Thug January 7, 2004

get a life

A phrase said by idiots to people who do something with their time other than smoke weed, drink, and have sex with everyone.

WUT? You read last night? You didn't get laid instead?! Get a life!

by Someone fed up November 7, 2010

mid life crisis

when a person (more commonly a man than a woman, but either can experience this fate) begins to question their purpose and direction in life and oftentimes begins to regress back to their teenage years in the way they think and act. they usually are laughed at by their peers because they make themselves look silly by acting much younger than they actually are.

"He's 50 and just bought a red Corvette. Is he having a mid life crisis?"

by Someone Who's Seen It October 6, 2008

Half Life

1 : the time required for half of something to undergo a process: as a : the time required for half of the atoms of a radioactive substance to become disintegrated b : the time required for half the amount of a substance (as a drug or radioactive tracer) in or introduced into a living system or ecosystem to be eliminated or disintegrated by natural processes
2 : a period of usefulness or popularity preceding decline or obsolescence <slang usually has a short half-life>

For americium-241, it is known that half of the atoms decay in 458 years. Therefore, 458 years is the half-life of americium-241. Every radioactive element has a different half-life, ranging from fractions of a second to millions of years, depending on the specific isotope. For example, americium-243 has a half-life of 7,370 years.

by Mark January 6, 2004