Goonwashed

“Goonwashed” which is similar to “Brainwashed” means someone has been overcome by the need to goon.

You’re not who you used to be. You’ve been Goonwashed! All you think about is gooning. How am I supposed to relate to you anymore? You don’t even want to play our favorite games anymore!!!

Goonwashed by Joseph Porkinsins July 15, 2026

Goonger

The adult phase in the Goongy life cycle.

Hey Flynn, it's my birthday today! You know what that means; I'm a legal Goonger now!

Goonger by Jingly Finglys July 20, 2026

Goongy

The adolescent phase of a Goonger's life cycle.

You're SO young dude. You've gotta be considered a Goongy in the public eye.

Goongy by Jingly Finglys July 20, 2026

bushwick goonies (BG) 

The yougest gang to ever show people that even kids can have as much respect as everybody else

Bushwick goonies (bg) ALL DAY

bushwick goonies (BG) by mickey M....... November 28, 2010

slum goonch 

Slum Goonch is an American word and it basically means a ghetto killer fish. "Slum" means ghetto and "Goonch" is a type of killer fish. So slum Goonch means a ghetto killer fish. That is also my snapchat nickname for all my friends.😁Well the ones that aren't sick of me yet.😂

Someone on snapchat says, "What do you want your snapchat nick name to be in my phone?" I say, "slum Goonch."

slum goonch by The SLUM GOONCH March 10, 2017

The Goonbag

When you piss in a girl during sex. Then eat her out until she cums then squirts it back into your mouth. Re-creating the action of drinking from a goon bag.

Bro i tried “the goonbag” last night with my girl and it was so gross….but good at the same time you should try it.

The Goonbag by Aussie Jesus June 18, 2021

Beaver Goons 

A gang of beavers proficient in beating the bazinga out of human offspring.

Tyrone hired an army of beaver goons to exercise the concept of a lack of living, breathing, or otherly activities.

Beaver Goons by Remathen July 28, 2021