NANTUCKET FUDGE

NANTUCKET FUDGE:

When you are fuking a fat chick from behind and at the same time sticking a harpoon handle up her ass.

THEN after whaling away for a while you pull the handle out, she has explosive diarrhea all over you and you yell out:

“THERE SHE BLOWS LADDIE!!!!”

“I still have shit in my hair after my Nantucket Fudge session last night.”

by MartyKnucks October 10, 2022

The Fudge Gates Are Open

Used to signal to others that digestive tract is ready to defecate. Similar to the term “The Flood Gates Are Open” when describing a female’s monthlies.

Ginni: Hey, you’re off in a hurry, where are you going?
Nick: I gotta get to the wiz palace fast, The Fudge Gates Are Open wide and it’s gonna be a big one.

by Gabrielle Buesch October 14, 2022

Oregon Fudge McFlurry

When you nut in her butt.

I stuck in the backdoor and nutted that Oregon Fudge McFlurry. OFM'd

by DizzyDean33 November 28, 2022

Elmer Fudge

When your coworker been saying Elmer Fudd's name wrong his whole life.

Is Elmer Fudge the guy with the gun and funny hat that hunts buggs bunny?

by Adt2chaos December 6, 2022

banana fudge and crackers

Well to make it plain and simple no one knows what this entity is but eating this sad combination will make you sad but don’t worry it’s temporary… kind of. You see it’s addictive mixture makes you feel addicted to this substance and trust me a lot of research have done research but they are now addicted to the combination.

Jimmy bill Bob: HE YOU WANT TO EAT BANANA FUDGE AND CRACKERS

Devin: no I am already addicted to lean

by TOTALLYREALRESEARCHER December 30, 2022

sneezing fudgesicle juice

when an adult is throwing a full on tantrum, screaming, slamming things, possibly crying; akin to a tantrum expected from an infant or toddler (a tantrum in which said infant or toddler was eating a fudgesicle just prior to becoming upset, so they drool and sneeze mucous mixed with the melted fudgesicle, thus fudgesicle juice.

The woman's grocery cart barely tapped the door of his Mercedes, and the guy went nutzo... screaming, and crying so hard I thought he was gonna start sneezing fudgesicle juice.

also used preemptively...
Hey, calm down now before you start cryin' so hard you're sneezing fudgesicle juice.

by KlausXXXPro January 1, 2023

Silky Fudgestick

When sloppy toffee goes wrong

"My favourite sex position is the Silky Fudgestick" - Dan T

by daddyslittlepogchamp January 14, 2023