A theorem about risk-taking calculus and gambling. It states that if the probability of a loss is less than 1/6, then it is convenient to gamble and not prepare for the worst-case scenario. This theorem is demonstrated by the common use of Russian roulette, which gambles everything on a 1/6 chance of winning something which is obviously less valuable than life therefore any application of this theorem is valid.

Ludovico: Man, the teacher might test me in chemistry tomorrow.
Eduard: Oral or written?
Ludovico: Oral.
Eduard: How many people are getting tested?
Ludovico: 2 out of 13.
Eduard: Then you should gamble on it, because of the Russian Roulette Theorem.
Ludovico: Sexy

Russian Roulette Theorem by Darth kugor February 6, 2026

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Russian footjob

When someone crosses their feet and inserts them rectally

Hey bro, my girl just offered to give me a Russian footjob

Russian footjob by Mikes way March 12, 2026

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Russian doll

An ultra high tier, potentially life threatening sexual move which involves the layering of at least 6 Russian footjobs in a circle, similar to a human centipede. This move should be undergone with extreme caution, as the potential consequences for errors are high

My girlfriend, Becky, was wondering if you guys wanted to try a Russian doll?

Russian doll by Mikes way March 15, 2026

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Russian nuke

Oh shit! That is sick! I mean, it's not fire but at least I'll get to drown you all in irradiated something.

Hym Iam "Yeah that new Russian nuke is sick. It moves real slow (Much like a Tonberry) makes an irradiated Tsunami. *sigh* That's comforting. I was a little upset when Neil said modern nukes don't irradiate thing anymore. And I usually hate things that are conceptually adjacent to my things but this is good. So I may not be able to drown you in a lake of irradiated fire but I am the rising tide... And THAT... WILL BE irradiated... So there. ☺️"

Russian nuke by Hym Iam March 24, 2026

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