tent in pants

When a guy is so horny that his dick sticks up and his pants at his crotch looks like a little tent with a fat cock pushing it up. What other guys and girls like to see (it means they are about to be mouthfucked, or maybe just assfucked).

He walked in with a tent already in his pants (tent in pants) and I knew he was going to fuck the life out of my poor ass. I was so excited! He stripped me and opened his pants to reveal a monster cock the size of three beer cans. “Holy shit,” I thought, and exclaimed as he rammed it into my waiting bussy. Golly, that was fun.

by GayShell January 13, 2024

Ginger pants

A dude who jizzes his pants.

Tom is a ginger pants.
What a jinger pants!

by Borisla December 8, 2018

Crusty pants

When you have a poop and if you don’t wipe properly the poop will cause skid marks and when it dries the poop will go crusty which results in crusty pants

Mommmm I have crusty pants again

by OrangeTS May 29, 2019

Pants Crouton

A small piece of dried, crispy feces stuck in between the ass-cheeks. A consequence of a sub-par wipe.

"This morning I woke up with two Pants Croutons in my ass, and boy oh boy was that uncomfortable."

by josmont October 23, 2015

Pant Penis

When you sit while wearing pants, extra fabric in the crotch forms a fold that resembles a penis.

I need to pull my pants or else I’ll have a pant penis!

by Jeanne Mango October 1, 2019

19 November: Poop and pee in your pants day

This means that everyone needs to poop and pee in their pants, especially those who have their birthday on 19 November.

If they don’t do it on 19 November: Poop and pee in your pants day, you can slap their butt.

by MarleyAvenueStreet March 13, 2024

Pants Flute

An alias for male genitalia.

"I'm back from practicing instruments."

"What did you play, the pants flute? HA."

by massive_schlong June 13, 2016