Sexy Cock

Something that doesn't exist.
Did you see Slash's sexy cock?
What? A sexy cock doesn't exist.
by massive_schlong February 05, 2018
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Dinner Fist

When you get fisted under the table during the main course. Can be anal or vaginal.
Yeah man, I totally got some dinner fist the other night.
by massive_schlong January 25, 2017
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tossing a desert salad

You like tossing a desert salad?

Nah, dawg, too hot and sweaty.
by massive_schlong August 14, 2018
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grass grass

Hey man, you got any grass grass?
by massive_schlong February 21, 2017
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Pants Flute

"I'm back from practicing instruments."

"What did you play, the pants flute? HA."
by massive_schlong June 14, 2016
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