massive_schlong's definitions

Pants Flute

An alias for male genitalia.

"I'm back from practicing instruments."

"What did you play, the pants flute? HA."

by massive_schlong June 13, 2016

tossing a desert salad

Eating out a sweaty ass.

You like tossing a desert salad?

Nah, dawg, too hot and sweaty.

by massive_schlong August 13, 2018

Sexy Cock

Something that doesn't exist.

Did you see Slash's sexy cock?
What? A sexy cock doesn't exist.

by massive_schlong February 5, 2018

grass grass

An alias for moon grass.

Hey man, you got any grass grass?

by massive_schlong February 20, 2017

Dinner Fist

When you get fisted under the table during the main course. Can be anal or vaginal.

Yeah man, I totally got some dinner fist the other night.

by massive_schlong January 24, 2017

scrotegang

faggot's

Hey, have you ever heard of Scrotegang?

Yeah, bunch of faggots

by massive_schlong August 21, 2020