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Definitions by massive_schlong

scrotegang

Hey, have you ever heard of Scrotegang?

Yeah, bunch of faggots
scrotegang by massive_schlong August 21, 2020

tossing a desert salad 

Eating out a sweaty ass.
You like tossing a desert salad?

Nah, dawg, too hot and sweaty.

Sexy Cock 

Something that doesn't exist.
Did you see Slash's sexy cock?
What? A sexy cock doesn't exist.
Sexy Cock by massive_schlong February 5, 2018

grass grass 

An alias for moon grass.
Hey man, you got any grass grass?
grass grass by massive_schlong February 20, 2017

Dinner Fist

When you get fisted under the table during the main course. Can be anal or vaginal.
Yeah man, I totally got some dinner fist the other night.
Dinner Fist by massive_schlong January 24, 2017

Pants Flute

An alias for male genitalia.
"I'm back from practicing instruments."

"What did you play, the pants flute? HA."
Pants Flute by massive_schlong June 13, 2016