6 definitions by massive_schlong

Sexy Cock

Something that doesn't exist.

Did you see Slash's sexy cock?
What? A sexy cock doesn't exist.

by massive_schlong February 5, 2018

Dinner Fist

When you get fisted under the table during the main course. Can be anal or vaginal.

Yeah man, I totally got some dinner fist the other night.

by massive_schlong January 25, 2017

scrotegang

faggot's

Hey, have you ever heard of Scrotegang?

Yeah, bunch of faggots

by massive_schlong August 22, 2020

grass grass

An alias for moon grass.

Hey man, you got any grass grass?

by massive_schlong February 21, 2017

tossing a desert salad

Eating out a sweaty ass.

You like tossing a desert salad?

Nah, dawg, too hot and sweaty.

by massive_schlong August 14, 2018

Pants Flute

An alias for male genitalia.

"I'm back from practicing instruments."

"What did you play, the pants flute? HA."

by massive_schlong June 14, 2016