by Queeeeeeeeeeer October 29, 2023
Get the dark-haired femmug. gay juuler, freak in sheets, sexy hot. would succ penis if he had one. NEVER has pods and says "im itchin bro pls mango pods?????????"
me, an intellectual: have you seen white fortnite gay guy?
moaning to myself: yuh looks like Lego HAIR
moaning to myself: yuh looks like Lego HAIR
by zoo pal luver September 22, 2018
Get the Lego hairmug. Is hair of people of a black person. This hair is the only hair in the animal kingdom to defy gravity. It is fluffy and acts like a cushion against blows to the head.
by Bad demon baby December 21, 2020
Get the Magic hairmug. Any of a variety of punishments involving the hair. It is most often used with children and rebellious teenagers, but it can be done to adults, traitors, religious criminals, etc. It might be completely shaved, shaved in patches, deliberately cut sloppily, pulled, twisted tightly, pulled out by the roots, permed, used to restrain the person, unwanted accessories added, or objects glued or taped in. The goal is to either make the scalp hurt or to make the person's appearance ugly and humiliating.
"My daughter has lied and stole so much and I've tried everything, so I will try hair punishment as a last resort. I will shave out patches and add duct tape and make her wear it like that for 2-3 months."
by Purple Gurl February 9, 2015
Get the hair punishmentmug. by User unfriendly May 2, 2024
Get the Facial hair survivormug. My hair is so that- Oh, shit it is getting a little thin on the front there, um- I'm doing that on purpose!
Hym "It isn't 'hair loss' you idiot. It's SCALP LIBERATION! FOR TOO LONG THE SCALP HAS BEEN LIVING UNDER THE CRUEL THUMB OF THE FOLLICLE! I WILL NO LONGER SIT IDLY BY WHILE MY SKULL FLESH IS RAPED BY THE FOLLICLE SCOURGE!"
by Hym Iam January 11, 2024
Get the Hair Lossmug. by ChronicallyOnlineGuy December 23, 2023
Get the Yeah I got fluffy hairmug.