Drinking like a fish out of water 

Consuming large quantities of alcohol in order to feel comfortable in a place you don't belong.

"I didn't want to be there. So I started drinking like a fish out of water"

Drinking like a fish out of water by spinetrolley December 28, 2015

Im A Fish 

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Im A Fish by GordonRamsayEatsKids17 February 28, 2019

What the fish?! 

A term for people who has been alergic to fish.

Why don't you saying lah, You don't eat fish?

22Sambu: I found the fish hole.

ChalaManGuy: WHAT THE FISH?! EWWW!

What the fish?! by 22Sambloop January 30, 2020

squish the fish 

It means: beat the Miami Dolphins. However, after Dave Lundy published the novel "Squish the Fish”, it took on a perverted life of its own. In the book, Scooter thinks it means getting laid and pounding pussy.

After the Bills squish the fish and beat the Dolphins, I'm gonna celebrate at our tailgate party and squish my girlfriend's fish!

squish the fish by Bottoms Up! July 18, 2020

Tuna Fish 

The chicken of the sea.

Customer- "Where would i find the Tuna Fish?"

Grocer Cedric- "The chicken of the sea is located in aisle 11. I would also recommend Turkey of the sea, also."

Customer- "What is the Turkey of the sea?"

Grocer Cedric- "It's your mom. Ha, no, im kidding. Theres no such thing as the Turkey of the sea"

Customer- "You are a comic"

Tuna Fish by The_Buddy August 13, 2010

Wet Fish 

A slimy, very weak and non-committal handshake.

I got such a wet fish handshake from that guy whilst on security.

Wet Fish by theboyos April 4, 2013

Spermy The Fish

Spermy! The fish with a winsome smile!

Spermy desires a penis, you see.

In order to accomplish this daunting task, he must forcibly gather nutrients from the dicks of human males. FORCIBLY.

He lures in his quarry with his effulent charm; they can't help but smile

Upon latching onto his prey's cock, he procedes to extract the precious substances he craves; his prey still keeps their smile, but are really screaming bloody murder on the inside.

Afterwards, all that remains is a pile of clothes.

Spermy the Fish: GLUB GL-GLUB

Victor the Victim: BOY WHAT A DELIGHTFULLY CHARMING FISH. I THINK I WILL GET CLOSER SO THAT I MAY BETTER VIEW HIS ZEAL.

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Spermy The Fish by QuickDick the Terrible February 5, 2010