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Fart Thirty

At any camp or sleepover involving junior high boys, the time after "lights out" to begin making farting noises, real or imitated.
The youth director is asleep - it's fart thirty!

(sleepy camper) What time is it?
(friend rips one)
(sleepy camper) Oh. It must be fart thirty! (responding in kind)
by bob beeflips November 16, 2011
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Heart Fart

a temporary period of disconnecting from the thoughts and ideas of the mind, allowing the feelings of the heart to spill forth during communication, without filter or measure.
I really want to let you know how I truly feel, so allow me to Heart Fart for a few minutes.
by PHW111 August 4, 2017
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weiner farts

Like a Queef, but for men.
Watch out bro, I think that dude has been storing up a powerful weiner farts. We better get out of here before he blows.
by my boy slepnir August 5, 2017
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Fart can

Any exhaust system 'upgrade' that makes your car sound like you fuel it up at a hole-in-the-wall Mexican food joint. Revving your engine will now sound like you pissed-off a bumble bee.
Real Car Guy 1: I hear a pissed-off bumble bee. I'm allergic to bees!

Real Car Guy 2: Don't worry. It's just some nut job ricer with a fart can.
by roadrnr78 August 10, 2017
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Icarus Fart

A moment when an individual tries to force out a fart for the purpose of impressing your friends but then end up pooping in your own pants. Much like the story of Icarus, you have flown to close to the sun but instead of falling to your death, you have now shit your pants.
I had to go home for new underwear after I tried to force a fart in class yesterday but instead had an Icarus Fart in my pants.
by Dak Jak October 23, 2018
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Pussy Fart

Another for of queef; When you fart out your vagina.
by Whypigsfly March 12, 2019
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fart laugh

Fart laugh: is a destintive laugh that each person has that is different to the common laugh that is used everyday comical or funny situations.
Blain mentioned to tahlia that isaac’s laughter after he relieved gas in a group was different. Blain told tahlia that it’s a “fart laugh” caused by embarrassment of the unholy stench that whiffed past unexpecting inhaling nasal passages.

Eg. Isaac that’s rank! We know it was you because you fart laughed
by BlaintrainedYasillygoose December 29, 2018
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