by Dspeedster August 5, 2021

by nrml February 12, 2024

A joke that would only be funny 2 the person telling it and they know its not funny 2 anyone else. The crack of the egg at the end is them trying 2 make it funny.
Guy 1: You've got 2 be kitten me!
Guy 2: Wow...
Guy 1: Crack of the egg (knee slap)
Guy 2: Dude, just no!!
Guy 2: Wow...
Guy 1: Crack of the egg (knee slap)
Guy 2: Dude, just no!!
by Reth_b_! July 3, 2016

- noun: an egg so rotten that it turned sentient and evil.
- slang: a type of alcohol made with water and dust.
- slang: a type of alcohol made with water and dust.
as a noun - "Jesus Christ! Why is there an evil egg on the kitchen counter!?"
as a slang term - "Man, this Evil Egg really actin' up"
as a slang term - "Man, this Evil Egg really actin' up"
by The evil hamster October 30, 2023

Friend: Carries carton of eggs
Me: Better be careful, or else the deceased eggs will haunt you at night and become your nightmares
Me: Better be careful, or else the deceased eggs will haunt you at night and become your nightmares
by FlatPlanet3500 April 6, 2021

by anonymous June 24, 2024

EGG is yellow
by NIGGA CHINK November 21, 2024
