Piss-Bed drunk

The act of becoming intoxicated to the point of pissing your bed. The term originated in Panama City Beach Spring Break 2012 when Zack Danner got so drunk that he pissed the bed.

Hey guys, Danner got piss-bed drunk again last night. There goes our condo deposit!

by CBoyed June 17, 2012

Soggy Piss Flaps

when piss flaps have a overly wet feeling, possibly after sex

I was banging away and I couldn't get any traction, she has such soggy piss flaps, I just wilted.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

as shallow as piss on concrete

Very shallow and not long-lasting - painting a visualisation of piss quickly soaking in to the concrete.

That girl is so unreliable, she is as shallow as piss on concrete

by Brian Butterly August 7, 2006

Pissing Like a Girl

When a bloke has the runs so bad he pisses out his ass like a girl pissing out her flange.

'Dude my ass is like batman's exaust pipe, ive been pissing like a girl out my arse for like 30 minutes!'

by Duttyboy February 11, 2010

Piss like a Dragon

When consuming alcoholic beverages, the need to urinate becomes unbearable. At that point it is appropriate to unleash the Dragon.

Ihave had so much beer, I need to piss like a Dragon.

by Canvas Chris July 7, 2005

aggro-core pissed

Agressively Hardcore Pissed Off, Meaning one is so pissed that they are very agressive and has a very low temper.

I'm Aggro-core Pissed off

by Chris June 11, 2006

Piss, shit and/or cum

A stupid punchline that requires no set up or. Mainly used for when you can't be funny in the moment a need that one friend to think you are funny.

Human : hey whats this new food that they are selling?

Funny guy : its Piss, shit and/or cum

Human : thats so funny and random!

Funny: bababooey

by AndOkBuddy January 6, 2021