Mississippi piss stain

The act of having anal intercourse with a woman reverse cowgirl style. Unknown to you she has severe diarrhea. As soon as you reach you cumming point she begins to release her bowels sliding off your penis and firmly sliding her ass all the way up to your face leaving a soggy strip of feces resembling a skid mark on your body. She then takes your hair and wipes her anus with it.

Girl: you wanna try anal for your birthday
Guy: sure lets do it
Girl: lets go
Girl: (whispers to herself "you're getting a Mississippi piss stain. Happy birthday loser")

by H-H McCou March 22, 2013

Soggy Piss Flaps

when piss flaps have a overly wet feeling, possibly after sex

I was banging away and I couldn't get any traction, she has such soggy piss flaps, I just wilted.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

as shallow as piss on concrete

Very shallow and not long-lasting - painting a visualisation of piss quickly soaking in to the concrete.

That girl is so unreliable, she is as shallow as piss on concrete

by Brian Butterly August 7, 2006

Pissing Like a Girl

When a bloke has the runs so bad he pisses out his ass like a girl pissing out her flange.

'Dude my ass is like batman's exaust pipe, ive been pissing like a girl out my arse for like 30 minutes!'

by Duttyboy February 11, 2010

Piss like a Dragon

When consuming alcoholic beverages, the need to urinate becomes unbearable. At that point it is appropriate to unleash the Dragon.

Ihave had so much beer, I need to piss like a Dragon.

by Canvas Chris July 7, 2005

aggro-core pissed

Agressively Hardcore Pissed Off, Meaning one is so pissed that they are very agressive and has a very low temper.

I'm Aggro-core Pissed off

by Chris June 11, 2006

Piss, shit and/or cum

A stupid punchline that requires no set up or. Mainly used for when you can't be funny in the moment a need that one friend to think you are funny.

Human : hey whats this new food that they are selling?

Funny guy : its Piss, shit and/or cum

Human : thats so funny and random!

Funny: bababooey

by AndOkBuddy January 6, 2021