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Poop Rock

1. A very hard poop usually in pellet size

2. A rock you carry with you to the restroom, it can be the same rock or a new rock dropped off each time

3. The rock that people often use to hide a key in front of their house, that very conspicuously looks more like a rock made of poop than a real rock
1. Man, I need to change my diet, I've been pooping rocks for weeks!

2a. Hey, can you pass me my poop rock? I need to make a pitstop.
2b. We are running low on poop rocks.
2c. If you are gonna be in there awhile don't forget*the* poop rock!

3 - To get into the house just grab the key under the poop rock out front when you get there.
by Riley85 February 8, 2022
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Poop sex

When you make an ass and dick out of shit and proceed to make them have sex
Wow I had good poop sex last night
by hateroftheniggers February 11, 2022
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Poop Tok

“Has anyone seen james?” “he is apparently on Poop Tok right now
by Mistah845 April 13, 2022
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Poop Pimples

When have to poop so bad you get goose bumps.
Oh my god pull over I have to poop so bad I have poop pimples.
by notreallyfunnyatall April 16, 2022
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Double Poop

When someone eats poop, then digests it and poops it out… that new poop is called double poop. Double poop is poop thats made out of poop cuz u ate poop.
I ate poop for dinner last night and took a double poop this morning. It smelled so good, holy crap I loved it.
by Poopboy4000 February 28, 2022
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Moke and Poop

The process of taking a moke/mole from a bong, preferably packed 70% tobacco/30% weed, and having the urgent need to poop before the moke or after. The spins of the moke combined with the dump produce a sort of euphoric feeling.
-Man it's 8 am and we got to class, you're really gonna take a moke now?
- I gotta start my day out right, can't do that without a moke and poop!
by KentKemosabe December 19, 2020
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Poop bugle

Mouth from which much garbage and trash talk is emitted
I told Geoff to shut his poop bugle before flies lay eggs in his mouth.
by Snakpak G December 28, 2020
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