1. A disclaimer before a comment, which could potentially be misconstrued as sarcasm, that affirms it is completely true and/or sincere.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 6, 2025
Get the Real Talkmug. A guy who claims to know everything about women and sex, but has probably only had sex maybe once or twice.
by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023
Get the Real ladies manmug. Da real GBABY is a wonderful person, who is fine asf , smart asl , and is with all the shits, and nice but don’t test they gangsta
by Gang4l March 6, 2022
Get the DA REAL GBABYmug. when your trustworthy friend calls you out for a supper, to talk about the real stuff, between real ones, real one.
by chunghwa October 24, 2023
Get the real onemug. 
Used as an alternative to "just like in real life / in the real world". Currently used by out-of-touch marketing executives and aging, formerly-trendy people desperately clinging to the last shreds of relatability with maturing zoomers, attempting to prove they are still trendy and "with it".
Inverse of the phrase "Just like in the simulations."
Inverse of the phrase "Just like in the simulations."
1: "If you spend money on this product or service, you'll have an edge on your competition- just like in the reals."
2: "Shut up, grandma. Go get your AARP card, you old fat bitch."
1: "I'm only 37. Stop being so toxic, you sexist, body-shaming incel!"
2: "Are you so elderly and out-of-touch you're unable to 'internalize' how blatantly artificial you sound to other people?"
1: *Spends a full 60 minutes angrily ranting on Twitter*
2: "Shut up, grandma. Go get your AARP card, you old fat bitch."
1: "I'm only 37. Stop being so toxic, you sexist, body-shaming incel!"
2: "Are you so elderly and out-of-touch you're unable to 'internalize' how blatantly artificial you sound to other people?"
1: *Spends a full 60 minutes angrily ranting on Twitter*
by Robert Boucher August 28, 2021
Get the Just like in the realsmug. by Hot Dog Jim August 1, 2022
Get the Real, true statementmug.