Hard

Something you're trying too hard to do.

Building a fire was hard to the girl, she had always had to try hard at life and common sense, she said. She always felt like she had to give over one hundred percent at everything (and that everyone else did also), especially sports (but none of this came from any authority figure or family member actually instilling this idea in her at a young age). She also thought she had to make everyone else's life difficult in the process. She always made it look like she didn't know what the fuck she was doing, and expected everyone else to be the same way, thinking of it as honesty (and expecting credit for honesty). How can anybody like someone who doesn't know what the fuck they are doing? When she wasn't busy making it look like she didn't know what she was doing, she was busy trying to make it look like someone else didnt know what they were doing.

by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020

hard Virgin

someone who doesn't lose the virginity and wanks themself off every night

harry is a hard virgin

by Hard Virgin August 6, 2020

HARD 180

When you post on social media and everyone wants to chime in that you’re wrong!

I took a HARD 180 on that because I realized the people commenting were ignorant!

by FREDERICK SUSANNE May 26, 2020

this goes hard on mute

a song so bad that people use this for sarcastic reasons

Guy1: yo bro look at this song, its so bad that this goes hard on mute
Guy2: because it absolutely sucks
Guy1: ok

by yo this is a banger November 14, 2023

hard rubbish

Durable goods that are no longer desireable or broken that are to be discarded.

my yard is full of hard rubbish / i guess the neighbors must think i run a meth lab

by woggamogga April 5, 2016

Very hard bird-seed

A phrase used to describe:

i) something that is of very high standard, faultless, impeccable
ii) timing of an event or activity that turns out to be perfect, entirely appropriate, impeccable

The logic he applied to solve the murder was like very hard bird-seed, impeccable.

The timing of her arrival at the party was like very hard bird-seed, absolutely impeccable!

by Philo T. Dillo April 5, 2023

Hard mist spray

When you're shittting on the toilet with a boner and your pee sprays up between the seat and the base of the toilet to either go on your pants or make a puddle on the floor.

Haha Peter must have hard mist sprayed look at the piss stain on his ass!

Son- "I think the toilets leaking from the bottom"
Dad- "no son, your hard mist spray created a puddle"

by Chapychoo November 29, 2017