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The White Night

December 1st. The White Night marks the end of the most difficult holiday known to man: No Nut November. Whether it’s 12:00 in the morning or 8:00 in the night, it is when men will start to masturbate once again and let out a big load after waiting 30 days from their last nut.
“Yo, did you fail No Nut November?”
“Nah bro I waited for the White Night and it was amazing.”
by mark0rnaah November 29, 2019
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Pull a Tuesday night

Another saying for you’re gonna kill yourself
Hey dude, today has been a rough one. I’m about to go home and pull a Tuesday night.
by Yeetlebeetle02 April 13, 2019
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Perfectly Drunken Night

A Perfectly Drunken Night takes place when you (male or female) have had just the right amount of alcoholic beverages to perform substantially above par sexually, usually resulting in exceeding previous expectations and smashing personal bests/records in the bedroom.
Guy 1: “So how did last night go after you left the bar with juicy booty?”

Guy2: “Man it was definitely a perfectly drunken night. I hit her with the pound game and made her cum like 12 times. We lost count!”
by A-Zo88 April 22, 2019
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Ninja Nights

When you just start dating a girl that has kids and you have to sneak your ass over there to get some.
Man I can’t wait to have some ninja nights with this new chick I met.
by SGT. H2O April 30, 2019
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night rider

yeah that kate girl is a HEAVY night rider
by nightrider369 May 4, 2019
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Night Surf

Leakage during anal sex. The anal version of being a squirter. Diaharrea.
When Ace was pounding Gary's anus after eating Taco Bell, Gary turned loose the night surf loose and ruined the quilt Ace's grandma made for him.
by Tha trilla thrilla May 20, 2019
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Noisy Night

What it must have actually been like "away in a manger", since there were lots of farm animals there, too, and no doubt Jesus was himself squalling his head off just like normal newborn babies do.
If Achmed had his way, he would probably have a "noisy night" on Christmas Eve, too, since he'd be setting off "jingle bombs".
by QuacksO December 13, 2019
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