Pocket Sherlock

When you channel the Sherlock Holmes you have in your pocket to solve your problem and then put him to sleep again.

"It's always the cable's fault." - Your Pocket Sherlock

by anonymous May 20, 2024

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Pocket Pebble

When one leaves paper in a pants pocket then proceeds to wash said pants. This creates what is known as a "pocket pebble" because it resembles a small rock or pebble.

wadded up paper in ones pocket after washing clothes.

Keenan left his work reciepts in his pants pocket then washed them. When he reached in his pocket the following day, he found a pocket pebble.

by JColeman August 13, 2011

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dog pocket

dating back to world war 2, the term "dog pocket" refers to an ancient ritual from the Egyptians that was used to capture all Jewish dogs and store them into another dimension until everything blows over.

hey Quinton, ya hear about that dog pocket in Europe that just opened up?

by eatlicker24 May 18, 2018

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Nut Pocket

A slutty girl (aka a vag) randomly chosen at the end of the night from a bar or tavern (if you are old) that is taken home for one purpose.

Man, it’s been a long week, I’m hoping to find a fine nut pocket tonight.

by MattyG69 October 18, 2019

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Pockets

Something women have difficulty finding, because when they do, THEY'RE FAKE!!!!

Sarah: Oh my gosh, Debbie, this dress has pockets!
Debbie: Woah, you're so lucky, I don't even have pockets on these pants!

by TotallyNotAnOwOCat October 10, 2021

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Philadelphia Hot Pocket

When you take a shit in a girl's pussy & then jam it in with your dick.

Ted: "Aye! Last night was wild af man!"

Garrett: "why? What you get into?"
Ted: "met some boopin' ass bitch, who took me back to her crib. You wouldn't believe it but I gave her a Philadelphia Hot Pocket!!".

by LizziAlchemy December 4, 2022

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