kiss count

The amount of people that have kissed you and or the amount of times you’ve been kissed.

EX// “Laura has a kiss count of 278 at the age of 16. What a whore.”

by Chipped_Flower October 5, 2022

get count

the number of people you have snogged

oh my get count is 10

by Yo slug March 5, 2023

California Countdown

You stick your finger up you little tiny butthole and then you stick it in someone's ear.

if you keep bad mouthin me i will give you a dirty California countdown you booty cheek.

by gxgsgdhdgfh March 15, 2023

Kiss Count

The number of people someone's kissed

Bro 1: What's your kiss count this year?
Bro 2: 3.
Bro 1: Damn I've got 6 just this week.

by anon54718463528 April 9, 2023

The Countdown

the Countdown is something you should never wait for. After the countdown you will see men kissing.

men kissing in 3.. 2.. 1... Why did you wait for the countdown?????

by stormydude5 May 4, 2023

Thread Count

The number of followers you have on Threads

I like to keep my Thread Count low, there's too many people I've had to mute.

by dynamic_glyph July 9, 2023

bacon count

the number of fat people you’ve fucked

what’s your bacon count?

well, sarah was 340lbs so I’m at 3 now.

by madsky kaylook August 27, 2023