tight as a boiled owl 

(1)The state of being extremely drunk on alcoholic beverages.
(2)Sadly no longer used, Victorian term for being extremely drunk or hungover. Should be brought back into the lexicon.

Bro 1: How you feeling bro?
Bro 2: Tight as a boiled owl.
Bro 1: Bro, you’re intoxicated.

tight as a boiled owl by Santos L Harper January 16, 2021

Da Boiz 

collective noun for a group of socially retarded individuals known for shit banter and occasional attempted 'flanter'. Can be used as a synonym for "wannabe lads"

Girl 1: Theres a massive lack of intelligent banter in that group of guys
Girl 2: They must be part of "Da Boiz"

Girl 1: I cant believe Alex got with one of "Da Boiz"
Girl 2: What was she thinking

Da Boiz by Bitches Be Like January 15, 2014

boink

v. To fuck.

Guess what?? Nick finally got boinked!

boink by The Grammar Nazi November 18, 2006

boiling the chicken 

The action of passing gas in a very stinky manner

"Man I had to sleep out on the couch last night. My Girlfriend was boiling the chicken all night up in our room!"

boiling the chicken by ubiquitous anathema February 10, 2008

Sleepy Bois Inc 

Sleepy Bois Inc, or SBI, is a family dynamic kind of ground of minecraft youtubers and streamers. It consists of Wilbur Soot, TommyInnit, Technoblade, and Philza Minecraft. The family dynamic? Dead.

“Oh, I saw crumbs of SBI content on Twitter today!”
“Really? I thought they were dead.”
Sleepy Bois Inc, or SBI, is a family dynamic kind of ground of minecraft youtubers and streamers. It consists of Wilbur Soot, TommyInnit, Technoblade, and Philza Minecraft. The family dynamic? Dead.

Sleepy Bois Inc by DefinitelyNotDragon March 24, 2021

Hahaha my wee wee goes boing boing 

His wee wee goes boing boing

Hahaha my wee wee goes boing boing

Hahaha my wee wee goes boing boing by Shrek the real 2020 October 28, 2020

Boinker 

Another name for a man's penis and or erection.

Example 1:
Bro 1: Hey man, do you see what I see?
Bro 2: Yes, I see what you see!
Bro 3: Dude, that girl gave me a total boinker.

Exampe 2:
Guy get's hit in the dick.
Guy: Awh man, that one hit me right in the boinker.

Boinker by canadaboy May 20, 2010