All Day Vagina

When you've been out all day at work/recreation sports/hiking etc, and just not feeling as fresh as you would like downstairs.

Magnified by 10 in the summer.

Sorry, honey, I'm not in the mood for sex tonight. I've got a rough case of all day vagina.

by Chuck S. Take August 19, 2023

Scrotal vagina

When one scrunches up the skin of the scrotum to make a mass of loose skin and then pushes their finger in to create the effect of a beefy vagina. Why one would do this remains one of life's great mysteries.

Me: Look at my scrotal vagina.
Wife: Why?

by Psuedomatt July 23, 2017

Vagina

A lovely flap of skin attached to cunt

She has a beautiful vagina..shame she's such a cunt

by anonymous May 12, 2021

Mangled vagina

Mangled vagina: an over the hill, wrinkled, 50÷ y/o prostitute who has no skillset other than fucking or being punch fisted for income.

Kerry has a mangled vagina and is a mangled vagina.

by GamerzAnonymous February 21, 2018

Dive Right In Vagina Express

What men should say when they're ready to insert their dicks in a woman's vagina and have a great time.

Husband: I'm gonna dive right in vagina express now. Are you ready?
Wife: Yes, babe!

by titarrot June 6, 2019

Insatiable vagina

Someone who wants sex so much it is a driving factor in their decision making process

Amber knew she should social distance, but that insatiable vagina meant she was going dancing with him anyways.

by 121peekon October 8, 2020

Lasso vagina

When a women’s hair falls out of her head and on to her labia and starts to form a hairball that wraps around the labia like a lasso and suffocates the labia

She came into the emergency room with a bad case of lasso vagina

by Blake Snyder October 1, 2019