Carver Robertson

football

Carver Robertson thinks football is dope

by KittyFan November 21, 2018

Jolly Roger

The act of licking the underside of the penis from the base by the the balls to the tip of the head.

Your mom gave me the sloppiest Jolly Roger last night, Best BlowJob Ever!

by The Peruvian Artist December 12, 2018

Matthew Roberto

He is a complete ass hole who only cares about himself. He is EXTREMELY CHEAP. He always complains about everything. He likes things to go his way. He charges $8 for a car ride not too far away. Everything has to be precise and on a strict time schedule. But he's an okay dude.

Matthew Roberto eats balls.

by lucygoose13 February 7, 2019

Declan Roberts

A MAN, tall, sexy, big cock, lord of memes, and overall the best you have ever had in bed (and virtually). The kind of guy you wake up with head and treat like a fucking king (because he deserves it). Guy, you hook up with at a staff party and continue hooking up and then end up falling in love with. The best hiney and even better hair, and the manliest facial hair ever. "Wise, intellectual, always right, and funny that's Declan for ya."

oh that Declan Roberts have virtual sex with me

by declanslover23456789 February 20, 2019

Jay Robertson

Somebody who fingers geese

you coming out today
nah im being a jay robertson

by Big Shaz March 18, 2019

Jack Robert Avery

Jack Avery is the best singer from the boyband Why don't we! they're so talented n u should def check them out! Jack is: sweet, caring, funny, loveable, a great singer, a great dancer, hot, cute and has noodle hair!!

Jack Robert Avery is a curly-haired, hella fine looking boy

by AveryMendes March 31, 2019

The Roberts

To have a girlfriend that refuses to swallow your load, no matter how much Pineapple you eat.

Typically spitting it into their hand, cup or your side of the bed.

Can also be referred to as the Wilson Situation

Tayler: Ben did your missus swallow last night?
Ben: Nah, spat it onto my pillow.
Tayler: Sounds like your in the Roberts zone..

by Fuckerxxx July 23, 2019