To take a shit right after you shower. It's in the wrong order, but you'd imagine Post Malone doing this.
by poulravn August 21, 2020
Get the Post Malonemug. Da feeling of "empty letdown after having toiled for nothing" dat you experience as an adult after you'd studied your a** off in grade school about certain strongly-hyped-and-pushed-for-their-supposedly-great-importance subjects (history, science, botany, biology, etc.) other than da "three R's", only to find dat in reality you seldom if ever need any of dat knowledge in your everyday working/home life, and dat others merely stare at you like you're some kinda brainiac nerd when ya mention anything from your vast knowledge of said subjects dat they had long forgotten about or not even bothered to really learn very well themselves in their own school years.
My third-grade teacher always really drove us to learn about da history of San Francisco, yet never once in the ensuing decades have I **ever** hadda use my knowledge of who William Leidesdorff or Amadeo Giannini was --- talk about post-graduation disillusionment!
by QuacksO March 18, 2019
Get the post-graduation disillusionmentmug. in futurology, theory of a society in which work is radically transformed or becomes obsolete due to technological advancement, usually referring to post-scarcity
by ObsessedWithPolitics December 10, 2024
Get the Post-workmug. When you really like someone during the ovulation period of your cycle and as soon as that ends you no longer have interest in them.
“I wanted him so bad last week and now it’s like he doesn’t even exist, that post ovulation clarity hits diffffffferent”
“I really thought it liked him, turns out-was just ovulating. The Post ovulation clarity is crazy”
“I really thought it liked him, turns out-was just ovulating. The Post ovulation clarity is crazy”
by Pabalo escasbar December 30, 2024
Get the Post Ovulation Claritymug. Post-Spacetimeism, also Post-Spacetimism or Post-Spacetime, is an ideology that supports the evolution of humankind by superating the spacetime and seeking to develop a civilization beyond spacetime, often believing that spacetime is a form of oppression that must be abolished and there should be developed ways to abolish or to superate or to go beyond space time, or by spiritual means, or by extraphysical means or by technological means. Post-Spacetimeism also believes that there are things beyond spacetime such as there are other dimensions and worlds as well, but natural sciences and technology are still too much limited to study them and that should be developed more studies and technologies for that, often advocating that epistemological pluralism might be necessary for do so. Post-Spacetimeism also support ideas and concepts such as divinialism, extraphysicism, spiritualicism, extraphysicalism, deistology, technodeism, scientific deism, extramaterialism, extranaturalism, soulism, quantumism and spiritualism in order to reach post-spacetimeism easily.
Post-spacetimeism is a nice way to explore what's beyond spacetime easily and reach a post-spacetime civilization anf society easily.
by Full Monteirism May 24, 2021
Get the Post-Spacetimeismmug. Noun; The feeling of depression, sadness, or sads a person encounters after finishing any The Legend of Zelda game. This condition sets on immediately after the euphoria when the boss is beaten, as the player suddenly realizes that there is nothing new to play in the game, and he needs to find some other game or hobby to enjoy, similar to parting with a best friend after years of enjoyment.
Post-Zelda Depression, or PZD, can have a prognosis of anywhere between 2 days to the rest of one’s life, but typically lasts until a new Legend of Zelda game is released or bought.
Symptoms include sadness, extreme disappointment, and often hours of doing nothing since someone’s previous occupation has now been reduced to a repeating memory.
Post-Zelda Depression, or PZD, can have a prognosis of anywhere between 2 days to the rest of one’s life, but typically lasts until a new Legend of Zelda game is released or bought.
Symptoms include sadness, extreme disappointment, and often hours of doing nothing since someone’s previous occupation has now been reduced to a repeating memory.
I finished Ocarina of Time.
I finally slammed the Master Sword into Ganon’s head, and felt so proud. Then, I realized that the game freezes at the end of the credits. I wouldn’t get to explore my new world without Ganon.
I then realized that all I had left was stuff that I had already done — there were no post-boss tasks, no reward. Only the option to do it again and again.
I developed Post-Zelda Depression for a week. it felt like one of my friends had died. I longed to play more… to talk to Saria one more time…
Eventually , I was able to let it all go, especially after I bought the Wind Waker.
I finally slammed the Master Sword into Ganon’s head, and felt so proud. Then, I realized that the game freezes at the end of the credits. I wouldn’t get to explore my new world without Ganon.
I then realized that all I had left was stuff that I had already done — there were no post-boss tasks, no reward. Only the option to do it again and again.
I developed Post-Zelda Depression for a week. it felt like one of my friends had died. I longed to play more… to talk to Saria one more time…
Eventually , I was able to let it all go, especially after I bought the Wind Waker.
by ApolloJustice0713 March 4, 2023
Get the Post-Zelda Depressionmug. by Blueseyeslongone May 7, 2024
Get the Post nut moralitymug.