Cunt muffin

A chubby or fat vagina, not to be confused with a camel toe. See FUPA.

I love a good cunt muffin
Last night I ate my girlfriends cunt muffin
Her cunt muffin was so big I couldn't finish it

by That1crazybutniceguy May 25, 2017

Easy Muffin

A thin and fragile white woman that others would describe as a “mud shark” or “snow bunny”

Oh your know Destiny? She’s such a easy muffin!

by Evilgay February 19, 2022

Muffin Man

A person who makes her friend buy a muffin for her and completely demolish it within seconds. The muffin gets everywhere.

Madilyn your such a muffin man.

by i_have_a_sad_life February 25, 2021

muffin

secretly used as a cursed word by big daddy badboyhalo

bbh: "what the muffin!" ((what the FUCK)

by velvetiscake March 12, 2022

Muffin

A kind and generous man who is extremely wholesome. A man who bends down to pat dogs and helps you put up shelves. A man with deep emotional intelligence and is not afraid to show his softer side.
Can also be used to described something generally cute and heartwarming.

EST. M COOK 2023

Omg! He is such a muffin

You should go on a date with him, he is so muffin
That’s so muffin

The way he talks about you is really muffin

by M Cook July 19, 2024

MUFFIN

A suicidal pastry

The muffin keeps wanting me to eat it.

by Manwomanwomanmanman October 12, 2020

Poop muffin

Butt cheeks...those sweet cheeks you wanna eat!!

Dayum did you see her poop muffin?!

I’d lick that sweet poop muffin!!!
I just wanna bury my face in her poop muffin!!!

by Stave1 October 1, 2017