Snazzy Douche Muffin

Very similar to a Cheeky Dick Waffle, but leaning more toward 'douche bag' or 'needs to be punched in the throat' than 'clever'.

Westborough Baptist Church supporter: "Well, I think those children needed to die. It's a SIGN FROM G-

Random guy in the back of room: Oh, shut your whore mouth, you snazzy douche muffin. No one asked for your opinion.

by Leyulf September 30, 2013

muffin puffs

a kind of cereal that includes muffin shaped bites with blue berry included.

I ate muffin puffs for breakfast.

by Kinnas January 24, 2009

Muffin

A kind and generous man who is extremely wholesome. A man who bends down to pat dogs and helps you put up shelves. A man with deep emotional intelligence and is not afraid to show his softer side.
Can also be used to described something generally cute and heartwarming.

EST. M COOK 2023

Omg! He is such a muffin

You should go on a date with him, he is so muffin
That’s so muffin

The way he talks about you is really muffin

by M Cook July 19, 2024

MUFFIN

A suicidal pastry

The muffin keeps wanting me to eat it.

by Manwomanwomanmanman October 12, 2020

Angry Muffin

The opposite of a Silly Goose. An angry muffin will become upset for a number of trivial reasons. Including (but not limited to) being the last to sit down in musical chairs, being tagged as goose constantly in “duck, duck, goose”, and being tickled by their mother in front of classmates.

“Jonovan was plum sick of all the malarkey transpiring in his classroom. Thus why he became an angry muffin quite quickly!”

by goober mcgroober December 8, 2020

muffin

A term used in hockey referring to a bad shot on goal, especially a low speed, high flying shot.

"Mike got the perfect setup from Tod, but shot a total muffin."

by DankDanThe3rd November 1, 2021

cod muffin

When someone giving oral sex puts the whole penis and both testicles in their mouth.

Sarah was sucking Sam's penis when he thrust his balls into her mouth feeding her a cod muffin.

by Jimnado August 17, 2025