dank banana 

Its a man who needs a booty call and likes to eat watermelons as he jacks off to a game of dota.

I want to be a dank banana some day..

dank banana by jiggernuggen January 31, 2014

Fresh banana smile 

The act of putting the freshly washed side shaft of one's penis between someone's lips from the side thus creating the fresh banana smile.

Jake turned Sally's frown upside down by giving her a fresh banana smile.

Fresh banana smile by Marquenta November 27, 2015

Crusty Banana 

when a male ejaculates and lets his mess dry on his wang and lets a girl lick it off

John's sister gave me the best crusty banana I have ever had

Crusty Banana by Wren the mass penatrator April 26, 2008

Natural Banana Lube 

Banana Lube...

You're on top of a hot guy stroking his cock and he's ready to get off. What the fuck? Neither of you brought any lube? What the mother fucking hell were you thinking?

You scurry off to the kitchen in your blue dream haze to find some Crisco... Damn, Mom must have used it all on the last batch of cookies. You turn. You see a banana. You immediately think of the baking skills your mother taught you. That's right... You remember what happens to banana when you mush it in a bowl... It gets wet and slimy.

You quickly grab the banana, run back into the room, ask your hot victim if he trusts you, and all while not waiting for the answer, open the banana, mush it in your hands, and rub it all over his throbbing cock.

He squeals in pleasure, and the room smells like banana cream pie.

The end.

Have you ever made your man squeal using some natural banana lube on his hot steamy throbbing cock?

Natural Banana Lube by RyedMstr January 12, 2016

Peelin' the Banana 

A slang phrase that is synonymous with male masturbation. Other examples include: choking the chicken; jackin' the beanstalk.

My boy got punked by his girl, so he got left peelin' the banana.

Peelin' the Banana by MuddKatt July 16, 2007

ham banana 

penis; the private area of a male's body; or a crude insult

Johnny slapped his ham banana against his playboy last night.

ham banana by amber-marie June 25, 2008

Thug banana

A banana that always carries a gun with him and always has a smoke in his hand to look cool.

Dude you always carry a smoke with you, your acting like a total thug banana right now and get rid of the gun

Thug banana by Me.fresh111 July 5, 2014