The act of simultaneously taking a dump while tugging one out. A multitasking maneuver performed on he porcelain throne, combining relief with release.
"Bro, I was running late this morning so I pulled a full-on Turd Tug before work
- efficiency at its finest."
- efficiency at its finest."
by Dirtay Dave September 19, 2025
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by Captain Duke November 2, 2025
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by Captain Duke November 24, 2025
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My Dog ate the cat shit out of the litterbox after refusing to eat the food I made, which included the fucking $7 frozen salmon burger I cooked on the stove to mix in with the super expensive Dog food I bought from the specialty pet store! Turd Burgler!
My Dog ate the cat shit out of the litterbox after refusing to eat the food I made, which included the fucking $7 frozen salmon burger I cooked on the stove to mix in with the super expensive Dog food I bought from the specialty pet store! Turd Burgler!
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Get the Turd Burglar mug.A derogatory name for a plumber that is unstopping a fetid toilet. He protects and directs the turds to go in the proper direction.
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