snow clop

I man who uses his bum on occasion.
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire,
Jackfrost nipping at your nose,
Yule-tide carols being sung by a choir,
Folks dressed up like Eskimos,
Everybody knows, some turkey
and a snow clop... 'WAIT WTF?'

Roger Federer setup his 107th marriage by given a women a 'snow clop' video as a gift so she'd artificially inseminate his magical polywogs in her clop.

by EDONITIYAKANIYA August 4, 2025

Snow Plow Ass

An ass that is as wide as a snow plow, so wide you could drop it to the floor and push snow wit it.

-PENN DOT WOULD HIRE HER Snow Plow Ass

by ScottyJtheGreat May 4, 2012

snow weasel

a snow weasel is a very rare breed of weasel which normally lives in the south and loves to hide out in public schools. they will steal your man so sneakily, and are very hard to be defeated. they have magical snow powers and can freeze any heart within seconds. beware of the dangerous snow weasel!!! their pettiness is out of control!!!! there is only one left in the entire world, so if you catch it, call 911!!!! they are very rare and will try and get your man so AVOID THEM!! if your man gets near one, get him to ditch it right away!

disclaimer: this entry is a joke, don't take it seriously

that girl is SUCH a snow weasel omg

by wildlife101 February 19, 2017

mealy snow

Compressed powder snow when it's below 20 degrees farenheit with a stcky yet slippery texture

This mealy snow is hard on the plows.

by grogshop January 12, 2010

snow hare

Snow hares are the flip side of snow bunnies, it's a white man who exclusively gets it from black men

That dude Caleb is such a promiscuous snow hare, he's always getting it from every black guy on the block

by Fagologyproffessor September 24, 2023

Snow Shovel Blues

When you are outside shoveling snow completely alone, and all you have to keep you warm is the sound of your own voice singing some random tune.

Nick was outside shoveling snow when he got the Snow Shovel Blues and started singing "Eye of the Tiger".

by Rascals January 8, 2010

Snow wash

To vigorously wash someone's face with snow. A most unpleasant experience.

Someone gave Derek a snow wash. He went home crying.

by Definitely not Dustin February 8, 2023