When you you go on a date with a girl from tinder that doesn't look like her profile (fugly) but you have sex with her anyways and stick it in her butt when she's not expecting it.
by Awedray October 6, 2017
Get the Tinder punchmug. While fisting a woman, if you are to lose your Super Bowl ring inside her vagina, you have performed a Unitas Punch. (Background: Johnny Unitas was one of the finest quarterbacks to ever grace an NFL field and is no way tied to the sordid sexual deeds described above).
I lost my ring last night.
Word?
Yeah Super Bowl XXXIV is only a memory. I gave her a Unitas Punch. I hope she doesn't ride a bike to work.
Word?
Yeah Super Bowl XXXIV is only a memory. I gave her a Unitas Punch. I hope she doesn't ride a bike to work.
by Bland Milk June 5, 2011
Get the Unitas Punchmug. by Fukin Normie June 2, 2024
Get the Punching that Joshmug. Right after ejaculating inside a woman's vagina, fisting them and keeping the fist inside until the cum hardens, creating a Stiff Punch.
by d_dbn October 9, 2021
Get the Stiff Punchmug. Goblin Punch is a modified form of the sexual maneuver "Donkey Punch".
Once the male partner has entered "Goblin Mode" and has reached the orgasm's event horizon, he is to strike the female in the back of the skull with the mythical hammer Mjolnir, and scream "GOBLIN PUNCH!"
Once the male partner has entered "Goblin Mode" and has reached the orgasm's event horizon, he is to strike the female in the back of the skull with the mythical hammer Mjolnir, and scream "GOBLIN PUNCH!"
"I Goblin Punched my wife last night, and I think she is going to take the week off of work because of it. I feel like she never really recovered from that."
by GoblinPuncher July 15, 2022
Get the Goblin Punchmug. by Therealkei May 23, 2016
Get the flacid punchmug. by Pervington August 31, 2022
Get the Mouse Punchmug.