by Tillson January 7, 2023
Get the Nick Tillsonmug. Nick Joke:
A man was walking home alone one night when he heard a "BUMP....BUMP....BUMP..." behind him. Walking faster, he looked back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him.
The man began to run toward his home, and the coffin bounced after him faster....faster...
He ran up to his door, fumbled with his keys, opened the door, rushed in, and locked it behind him. The coffin crashed through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping on the heals of the terrified man. The man rushed upstairs to the bathroom and locked himself in, heart pounding.
With a CRASH, the coffin broke down the door, coming slowly toward him. The man while screaming, reached for something, anything....all he can find was a box of cough drops which he hurled at the coffin...and suddenly the coffin stops.
A man was walking home alone one night when he heard a "BUMP....BUMP....BUMP..." behind him. Walking faster, he looked back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him.
The man began to run toward his home, and the coffin bounced after him faster....faster...
He ran up to his door, fumbled with his keys, opened the door, rushed in, and locked it behind him. The coffin crashed through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping on the heals of the terrified man. The man rushed upstairs to the bathroom and locked himself in, heart pounding.
With a CRASH, the coffin broke down the door, coming slowly toward him. The man while screaming, reached for something, anything....all he can find was a box of cough drops which he hurled at the coffin...and suddenly the coffin stops.
by Johnnieha November 18, 2019
Get the Nick Jokemug. Nick is a man with a 12 inch penis and can satisfy any woman he wants. even lana rhoades herself begs for his snake. 10/10 sex. a sexual tiger.
have you had sex with nick?? your missing out
by jack bins August 22, 2022
Get the Nickmug. While playing a Minecraft server known as Hypixel, you can set your nick, or nickname, to a different name so people will not know who you are.
by igotthegreen December 20, 2020
Get the Nickedmug. by Unknown was taken too..... May 30, 2018
Get the Nick-movemug. by The Bully March 17, 2022
Get the Pull a nickmug. when a woman sucks on a dick and the mans penis runs across the womans face leaving a trail of sperm
by camden pugh October 29, 2008
Get the stick nickmug.