This Just In: You're a Jackass

A smart-ass retaliation to the insult Newsflash: I don't care.

Dude 1: Hey, did you know I just got a raise?
Dude 2: Newsflash: I don't care.
Dude 1: This just in: you're a jackass.

by _allismine_ May 17, 2006

Jestin

Jestin is kind and full of light. Some say he is intimidating, but to those who know him he is gentle. Jestin listens to those he cares for and is always ready to stick up for the underdog. He will be there for you if you're ever alone. Jestin is a forever friend and an amazing lover. He is very loyal to his girlfriend. Jestin is a classic style of man. ❤️

Jestin is the best boyfriend ever

by Redlips&blunts May 18, 2019

George Floyd Justice in Policing Act

A policing reform bill drafted by Democrats in the United States Congress. The legislation aims to make it illegal for law-enforcement officers to attempt to apprehend criminals. This bill, named after a deceased career criminal who resisted lawful arrest, is labeled as the first step in Democrats, liberals, and progressives attempting to defund and eliminate police. Authors of the legislation hope to have a society with no accountability for crime, and high drug use, without repercussions. If signed into law, the bill will make it a felony for law-enforcement officers to attempt to apprehend, or defend against violent resistance, criminals who routinely victimize people of society.

When officers arrived at the robbery in progress at the liquor store, the criminal invoked the George Floyd Justice in Policing Act, while holding the store clerk hostage and waving a stolen pistol around. Officers were forced to leave the scene and let the victim take care of himself.

by Panama Pucker February 23, 2023

Justiner

Playing with a girl's hands, pencil case, personal belongings etc. Even when your girlfriend is right beside you.

Stop justiner with her, you already have a girlfriend!

by russ.n9 April 1, 2019

anna justine

Super stupid but sweet. Socially awkward. She’s so shy until she knows you and then you’ll get to shotgun seltzer waters with her. She says the most random crap. She’s the most funny person and I always make fun of her middle name “Margret”. Never call her Anna like half her teachers . You’ll miss her a lot but that’s why you ft every night. Nicknames include: Tine, AJ, Tiney, Tinerina, Tiney the hotdog winey, Beatrice, Tinesters, Anna. Ily Tine

-Ava

Shut up Anna Justine

by AvalovesOakley October 31, 2019

Jastin

Jastin is the underrated song that gets stuck in your head. He is the funny chill guy who always tells it to you straight. but he can’t keep a straight face when is messing trying to mess you cause he is so earnest. He has an excellent taste in music that he is always willing to share. He works hard, finding his way in the best possible fashion. When he loves something he loves it fully, even without letting himself know. Appreciate the time you get with him.

Have you meet Jastin? Well, then you're missing out.

by merps_alot December 28, 2021

Desi Justice Warrior

A pejorative term for a South Asian (Indian, Pakistani, Bangladeshi) individual who repeatedly and vehemently engages in arguments on social justice on the Internet, often in a shallow or not well-thought-out way, for the purpose of raising their own personal reputation. A Desi Justice Warrior, or DJW, does not necessarily strongly believe all that they say, or even care about the groups they are fighting on behalf of.

In monkey-see-monkey-do style, Desi Justice Warriors follow the steps of their non-Desi counterparts, the infamous Social Justice Warrior.

Non-DJW: A man walks into a bar...

Desi Justice Warrior: You sexist fucking pig, I identify as a bar and the fact you didn't get verbal consent from the bar before you entered it is very triggering. Also, stop oppressing us brown people.

by maleequalist September 13, 2017