bedroom jousting

The act of making love with a maiden or knight in a bedchamber.

Knight #1: "Did thee take that serving wench to thy keep last night?"

Knight #2: "Yes, mine bedroom jousting was most vigorous last evening. I woke to find blood on mine bedsheets."

bedroom jousting by sirsilverfox April 6, 2010

Tumblr social justice activist 

A tumblr blogger that may blame men, white people, skinny people, attractive people, and almost anything for oppressing them and making the world a worse place. Does not seem to engage in any activity that relates to any actual activism, prefers to judge everyone else loudly and type up possibly fictional stories about how they were 'oppressed' that day. Age demographic varies from teens to middle aged adults, mostly females.

Warning: May go off on rage fueled rants about perceived privilege among other things. Do not attempt to reason with it, logic has given way to just feelings alone.

So I went to hang out with an old friend of mine recently and things were going well until I mentioned one of my favorite TV shows, Wilfred. She started going off about how Jason Gann (Wilfred) was sexist and supported rape. I was obviously shocked and in disbelief. She started going on and on about rape culture, white privilege, male privilege, and it was all she could talk about for quite a while. Then she asked me if I had a Tumblr. It turns out that she turned into what some people called a "Tumblr social justice activist".

Tumblr social justice activist by simpleconundrum September 27, 2013

This Just In: You're a Jackass 

A smart-ass retaliation to the insult Newsflash: I don't care.

Dude 1: Hey, did you know I just got a raise?
Dude 2: Newsflash: I don't care.
Dude 1: This just in: you're a jackass.

This Just In: You're a Jackass by _allismine_ May 17, 2006

Jestin 

Jestin is kind and full of light. Some say he is intimidating, but to those who know him he is gentle. Jestin listens to those he cares for and is always ready to stick up for the underdog. He will be there for you if you're ever alone. Jestin is a forever friend and an amazing lover. He is very loyal to his girlfriend. Jestin is a classic style of man. ❤️

Jestin is the best boyfriend ever

Jestin by Redlips&blunts May 18, 2019

George Floyd Justice in Policing Act 

A policing reform bill drafted by Democrats in the United States Congress. The legislation aims to make it illegal for law-enforcement officers to attempt to apprehend criminals. This bill, named after a deceased career criminal who resisted lawful arrest, is labeled as the first step in Democrats, liberals, and progressives attempting to defund and eliminate police. Authors of the legislation hope to have a society with no accountability for crime, and high drug use, without repercussions. If signed into law, the bill will make it a felony for law-enforcement officers to attempt to apprehend, or defend against violent resistance, criminals who routinely victimize people of society.

When officers arrived at the robbery in progress at the liquor store, the criminal invoked the George Floyd Justice in Policing Act, while holding the store clerk hostage and waving a stolen pistol around. Officers were forced to leave the scene and let the victim take care of himself.

George Floyd Justice in Policing Act by Panama Pucker February 23, 2023

Justiner 

Playing with a girl's hands, pencil case, personal belongings etc. Even when your girlfriend is right beside you.

Stop justiner with her, you already have a girlfriend!

Justiner by russ.n9 April 1, 2019

anna justine 

Super stupid but sweet. Socially awkward. She’s so shy until she knows you and then you’ll get to shotgun seltzer waters with her. She says the most random crap. She’s the most funny person and I always make fun of her middle name “Margret”. Never call her Anna like half her teachers . You’ll miss her a lot but that’s why you ft every night. Nicknames include: Tine, AJ, Tiney, Tinerina, Tiney the hotdog winey, Beatrice, Tinesters, Anna. Ily Tine

-Ava

Shut up Anna Justine

anna justine by AvalovesOakley October 31, 2019