Jake

Dumbass

Jake is a dumbass

by Bannannabannnaaa March 3, 2023

jake

Usually resembles a worm, sloth or animal of that sort.

''Wow, Jake is such a worm.''
''I know right, or maybe a sloth?''

by Im a ant September 24, 2020

Jaking

Verb
Infinitive participle: jake
The act of a man taking his penis and hiding it between his thighs in order to create the illusion of female genitals.

I thought you were a chick, but you were just jaking!

by BrimmyWithTheStimmy January 20, 2024

jake singer

The most painful person to be around. He is often screaming racial slurs, whilst parading around in his typical WW2, Nazi German uniform, screeching out his misogynistic arguments whilst he is stepping on the children of the proletarian families

Fuck! I hate this kid Jake Singer.

by Sloss_ February 23, 2017

Jake

The most perfect man in the world.

I have a crush on Jake...

by iZoulsone November 21, 2021

Jake

simp.

Jake is simp of the year

by clownoftheyear December 26, 2019

Jake Velox

jakevelox - to forcibly threaten someone to rub your pussy, to use your power to threaten someone to fucking kill themself
verb

"GET THE FUCK HERE OR I'LL JAKE VELOX YOU'RE ASS TO THE MOON!"

by Aezerix June 7, 2018