Cat Who Got the Cream

Extremely happy or satisfied, or in a very happy or satisfied way.

“Did you see how happy Mike was when he asked Sarah out and she said yes?”

“Yep! He looked like a cat who got the cream.”

by Dr.Buttbomb October 21, 2023

I Got Lauered

To get sexually harassed.

I was trying to be professional but I got lauered by that creep in accounting.

by djahmmok November 30, 2017

We got X before GTA VI

This longstanding joke plays on the fact that Rockstar Game's next installment of their GTA video game series has taken over a decade for them to release; with their last GTA game released in 2013.

The joke's been beaten to death and is used on almost every post, but until the game releases, they're not wrong.

Nuclear war breaks out

"Damn we got WW3 before GTA VI"
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"We got X before GTA VI on Urban Dictionary before GTA VI"

by DylTheDiver July 12, 2024

Toby got me

When you or anyone else falls, trips, or messes up on something, Toby (a ghost in paranormal activity) has “possessed” you and thats why you did what happened.

I tripped going up the stairs earlier I think Toby got me.

by quint897 September 9, 2025

fact got

used in place of faggot, usually by straight people to avoid the slur

straight person: look at those fact gots over there
gay person: what the fuck.

by hautkrankheiten December 27, 2023

got yo couch

The man who has always got yo couch. You walk in, and bam! he's already got yo couch. Just unfortunate, buddy. Don't ask him if he's also got yo crouch - he's got a wicked crouch. Very nasty to behold.

Person A: Oh jeez. Jerry's got yo couch again, Person B.
Person B: At least he ain't go my crouch-
Jerry: GOT YO CROUCH (crouches enthusiastically)
Person A: He got you, bro.
Person B: (stunned and speechless)

by GotThatCouch November 10, 2017

You just got chucked

When something or someone gets absolutely destroyed either physically or mentally.

Damn! You just got chucked by that steamroller.

by Socratic1234 November 6, 2020