When you first meet him he is quiet and shy. You wonder what he thinks about all the time. He is very kind and loving. He also speak Spanish which you don't. Talking on the phone to friends, you have no idea what he's talking about.
He is "The Bean"
When the poop slides out of yo booty hole, and you ate baked beans yesterday, so maggots crawl into it. Then your Spanish teacher sees it and says "Dios Miho!" and proceeds to stuff it into her face.
i blasted a baked bean diarrhea in da bathroom bro