Apple

1. A company.
2. A fruit, there is many varieties of them. There is sweet, Sour, crunchy...

1. I'm going to the Apple Store.
2. Ooo this apple is rotten!

by Says_The_Kid June 23, 2017

Apple

iA iCompany iThat iPuts iAn i iBefore iEvery iWord iBecause iThey iThink iIt iIs iCool

I would rather put my dick in a meat grinder than use Apple tech

by cuber69420 May 23, 2022

Apple

A company that sameshits all the fucking time. The iphone just adds another camera to that doesn't even work. My mothers Xiaomi 10 LITE and my SAMSUNG GALAXY YOUNG GT perfoms better than apple iphones in 2099.
Mac OS is just bullshit and the original MACINTOSH was so bad and MacOS X is worse than Windows ME. Samsung, MicroSoft and Xiaomi are cheaper than apple, but better than Apple will ever be.

Apple Fanboy: LOL noob. You use Windows 10. Mac ic better.
Me: Shut the fuck up. I would rather jump off a cliff than use Apple technology. MacOS X is more shitty than fucking Windows ME

by cuber69420 May 22, 2022

Apple

A brand of smartphone that just like the fruit is incompatible with headphones and regular chargers.

3,4,5,6,7,8,10........wait, what? Is this on apple?

by Da One, Da One, Da Only One March 10, 2018

Apple

Apple is a technology company made by Steve Jobs. There is devices like iPhone, iPad, Apple Watch and Apple Vision Pro. Get one at apple.com. Current ceo: Tim cook

I just got an apple iPhone today! Wanna see it and see me set it up?

by Ben Griffiths January 28, 2024

apple

someone really fucking gay

That kid is so fucking apple bro, I mean look at his outfit.

by sjsbdjdism June 15, 2019

Apple

This mother fucker kicks the shot out of ya, this dark magic makes your butt crack bigger each time, you’ll be able to see sound, hear colors and forget how to SHIT!

Fuck…

“Little Timmy!”
“Yea?”
“What did you eat ya cunt?”
“A fucking magic red apple that a drug addict gave me, why”
“…. Fuck!”

by Aussie_guy August 15, 2022