butt stumper

Someone who enjoys plugging buttholes with their dwarf-like stumpy thumbs. Megan Fox is known to have butt stumper thumbs.

Get your thumb outta my ass you butt stumper

by Womperstomper October 4, 2016

chipotle butt

The ailment that affects half the population of the world. It usually occurs 30-45 minutes after ingestion, and may take a few days to clear up.

Bob has chipotle butt, so he can't make it to the concert.

by monalisuhhdude October 4, 2016

butt musketeer

One man who deligintly intrudes the anus of another man.

Skinny and price are some butt musketeers!

by Thekilz348 September 14, 2016

Butt Wind

When you fart but it's got no smell.

Person-1:"ewww!! The guy next to me just released some butt wind!!"
Person-2:"at least it ain't smell like shit."

by That One Sexy Ho January 15, 2018

Fresh Butt

A victory cry one shouts after coming up in a clutch moment or absolutely wreaking an opponent.

Typically used in the online gaming space, more specifically RB6 Siege. It is another way of saying you made them your new bitch.

Wreaked that kid in 1v1... fresh butt!!!!!

by The intangibles January 30, 2018

spiky butt

stubble in the asshole after shaving

Bro I shaved my asshole yesterday and now it itches like a motherfucker, I have an extreme case of spiky butt

by Taigaiko February 5, 2018

Butt Pastie

Butt Pasty. Not the kind of tasty Cornish Pasty we all love but a pasty-esque excretion from the anus; perhaps even the bi-product of the aforementioned.

I just left a nasty Butt Pastie on her chest.

by Rickanisti February 6, 2018