A grandma that is so extra and picky that she is mentally 14 years old, you can see her procrastinating and being problematic the majority of the time
Person: gosh I have such a 14 year old grandma
Person 2: omg really all I’ve seen her do is sleep, complain and play candy crush!
Person 2: omg really all I’ve seen her do is sleep, complain and play candy crush!
by The420microwave January 05, 2022
When one smears waste on your partner’s face, in the shape of a beard. Then you put baby powder in your butthole, fart in their face. The baby powder then sticks to the waste and creates the appearance of a white beard.
by Justhilarious November 08, 2018
you're probably going through puberty right now I know you won't want to have the talk or have your period
I'm 9 too
I'm 9 too
9 year old girl
mom: your boobs are growing
jess: I know
mom: you're going through puberty we're gonna talk now
jess: noooooo
mom: so, you are a 9 year
old girl you are going through puberty
mom: your boobs are growing
jess: I know
mom: you're going through puberty we're gonna talk now
jess: noooooo
mom: so, you are a 9 year
old girl you are going through puberty
by ayyycatsarecool August 16, 2022
Dave: Hey, how's it going
Joey: Good, no girlfriend still.
Dave: You're still hangin' with old blind bob?
Joey: Yes, im beating off now instead of being with women.
Dave: Pathetic.
Joey: Good, no girlfriend still.
Dave: You're still hangin' with old blind bob?
Joey: Yes, im beating off now instead of being with women.
Dave: Pathetic.
by Good_Night_Lover June 01, 2010
by DeMeisterJew September 27, 2009
A dude who bails on his friends to go out with women; his dick is so crispy that if it doesn't get wet every night then it will become too brittle and break off.
by ArseOfSauron October 30, 2015
old messages found in the future
by Krkič March 24, 2020