dad

the guy that left you

me:hi dad

dad:ima go get some milk

me:but dad we already have 8 jugs of milk

dad: ``walks out house''

by soumaya and tahir= April 8, 2021

nymex dad

no one knows where he at

yo wheres nymex dad

by 12345678wertyufghjvbnm, April 13, 2021

Dad

Something I dont have.

John: hey bro wheres your dad
Me: Up your ass

by John Cenas bbc April 14, 2021

dad boner

A father's sudden rush of unearned pride in his child's physical achievements

"Last week in boxing, my son sparred with a full-grown man and completely held his own. I had a huge dad boner"

by ColonelKurtz April 15, 2021

My dad

The act of leaving/abandoning a loved one (usually a son)

This usually ends in instant death

Jimmy behaves like my dad

by Trumpetlicker69 April 18, 2021

Dad

Gone

Did you mean milk?

Dad is just waiting in the queue for milk it must have been a pretty long line because he has been there for 4 years.

by bobsyjr April 19, 2021

no dad

when your dad leaves you for milk and doesn’t return

teacher: it’s bring your dad too school day
joe: i have no dad, he left

by random_noodle342 April 28, 2021