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Beer can

A can made out of a tin like metal (usually aluminum) that looks and seems tough on the outside at a first glimpse, it's not until all the liquid drains out that people realize it crunches and flattens like a pancake, and that it was always like that. The liquid was keeping it inflated the entire time.
The beer can of a car they were riding around in seemed tough and resilient until the first accident. Until then, nobody thought there was anything dangerous about it.
by The Original Agahnim August 25, 2021
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Stone Cold Beers

To cheers yourself with 2 beers and proceed to chug both while spilling recklessly
Hey bro, u wanna Stone Cold beers tonight?
by guyontop69 June 6, 2018
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k, beers on me

some weird old guy saying it idfk
'k, beers on me'
by URLOCALFLOP January 13, 2023
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atmosphere beer

A beer that miraculously achieves greatness not through taste, but by riding the coattails of its surroundings. It’s the liquid equivalent of "location, location, location." Its primary flavor notes include disappointment and misplaced enthusiasm.
Andy, the self-proclaimed beer connoisseur, sipped on a Miller Lite while lounging on the OCMD beach and gushed about its "effervescent, jizz like mouth feel," solidifying his status as the Einstein of atmosphere beers and an idiot for thinking filthy, sandy toes improve hops and barley.
by Lil Jizzie July 19, 2024
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Session Beer

A beer that is watery and low in alcohol content. Generally reserved for teenagers or men who are pussy whipped.
Hey Cecil, I hear your missus is home this weekend. Want to have some session beers so she doesn't file for divorce when you get home?
by Vanlifebloke July 13, 2018
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Beer nuts

When you are driving and drinking a beer and the beer spills out of the can and onto your nuts.
Hey babe, when I went down on you to give you head, I noticed your nuts smell like beer and the hair on your nuts is soaking wet. Yeah, I got beer nuts while driving---ENJOY!
by Skankeroni September 17, 2025
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Cunty Beer Fuck

An individual who cannot stand the thought of drinking anything other than craft beer and feels the need to impress others with their knowledge of all things beer.
A bud light? Ew! You know I’m a cunty beer fuck!
by The_Story April 18, 2022
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