He was number one. Nobody knows what he actually looks like .... because he likes to wear the face on the back of a box of cinnamon toast, crunch. He is very nice and loyal - but everyone hates him and thinks he's a menace. Nobody knows him except two girls.... not to be confused with Jacquees. Pronounced Josh (JAW-SHH) (WAH -EES)
Person 1 "No that was Josh Weisse"
Person 2 "did you mean Jacquees?"
Person 1 "no Josh Weisse... HE WAS NUMBER 1"
Person 2 "did you mean Jacquees?"
Person 1 "no Josh Weisse... HE WAS NUMBER 1"
by 21peedin August 24, 2025

by normal okay person April 10, 2022

Josh Hall
A 12 year old boy who looks like a watermelon. Hobbies include harassing teachers, having “special time” with his uncle, bullying kids while calling his mummy like a lil cunt and being an accident
A 12 year old boy who looks like a watermelon. Hobbies include harassing teachers, having “special time” with his uncle, bullying kids while calling his mummy like a lil cunt and being an accident
by Fucking_Dildo_Cunt December 17, 2019

by Dave Mincheng August 28, 2019

A person you should be aware of because they can be unpredictable. They might be super nice to you or be very grumpy.
Josh's usually have lots of thoughts in their head but can't seem to do anything with them. If you meet a josh in the wild . . .
Josh's usually have lots of thoughts in their head but can't seem to do anything with them. If you meet a josh in the wild . . .
by wildjoshyy February 19, 2022

The name you give the spicy shit you took in the early hours of the morning. Usually when you take a Josh it's after a night out drinking and taking drugs.
by Alvin776 July 3, 2022

Other aliases are: Big bum dosser. A Josh Stupidman is someone who takes 100 years to do simple tasks; for example walking a dog or eating dinner. If you were to be described as a Josh Stupidman, it means you are very lazy. Josh Stupidman also has no skills at all, the brother cannot play siege for shit and he needs to get his money up to renew his bludclart game pass.
by LG._ May 27, 2024
