egyptian fried banana 

When you get a rock hard penis and stick it into a girl while she's in a tanning bed. Finish by spraying your ejaculate on the tanning bed until it sizzles.

Yo I was at Voon's Spunk Parlor with my boy Cloud Marlin and we gave two hotties our Egyptian Fried Bananas in the back room.

egyptian fried banana by Jeffery Porkheimer III February 16, 2014

mashed potato banana 

100% of our DNA

"Man, that Lachy fuck is such a mashed potato banana,"
"50% of us is banana, 50% of us is potato, that fuck is a total mashed potato banana"

mashed potato banana by Mashed Potato Bananananananana July 20, 2017

give em a banana

Referring to what a hater needs if they're hating

Young Jeezy: "When you ridin' on them thangs and a nigga can't stand ya-- give em a banana."

give em a banana by LilWardo May 7, 2007

brown banana 

when a woman deep throats a mans crooked penis after receiving anal and the mans penis is covered in shit

"Dude I was so pissed when I gave Liz Rav anal last night!"
"What did you do about it man?"
"I forced her to give me a brown banana to clean it off!"

brown banana by Smachary January 29, 2008

Brown banana split 

When a chick takes a shit whilst wearing a bikinni creating the poo to split in half.

bro, saw a chick at the beach doing a brown banana split in the bushes.

banana split

Brown banana split by jagsjrtib May 24, 2011

street banana 

A turd on the sidewalk or street.

I saw the biggest street banana today.

street banana by dict chick April 28, 2010

Sad Banana 

A rejected boner

Tina turned down Bob's advances and he was left with a sad banana.

Sad Banana by crystalbaby August 3, 2012